I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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