DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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