She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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