I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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