margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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