it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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