Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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