So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Randomize
