it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Too much gin, very little bucket
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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