I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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