You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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