It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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