I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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