thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
