On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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