I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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