is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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