Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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