well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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