Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you win again, gameday.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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