That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
