office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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