On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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