i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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