For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Come on in and take your pants off
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