I don't think brook has ever known best
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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