just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper