CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.