the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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