But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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