You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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