Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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