i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
