Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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