We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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