Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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