I just made out with a guy for $7.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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