Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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