well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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