If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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