cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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