I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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