just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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