I think I died a long time ago.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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