I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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