walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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