so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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