Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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