Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I didn't shave. On purpose
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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