oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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