fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
