he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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