Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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