Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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