Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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